I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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