"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
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so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
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To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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