? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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