I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
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