so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
So much Jack, so little girl.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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