so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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