At least make sure they are 18
Why
I am puke
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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