feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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