it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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