when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Your dad touched me again.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
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This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
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Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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