i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
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she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
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You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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