problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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