I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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