hotel room ftw
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
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Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
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And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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