I'll bet she douches with gravy.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
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and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
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my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
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My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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