I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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