Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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