these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
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I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
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I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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