I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
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I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
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eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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