I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
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THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
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Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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