Whoa Z and x make the same sound
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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