Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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