I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
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So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Randomize