just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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