We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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