Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
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College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
You pole danced in your parka.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
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Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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