i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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