We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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