it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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