I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
We were destined to go to rehab together
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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