He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
love makes seman taste better
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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