he wants to bone in the snuggie
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
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I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
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I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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