I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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