yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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