your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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