the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
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We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
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jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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