So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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