But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
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No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
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I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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