Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
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Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
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8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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