so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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