She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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