don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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