its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
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we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
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1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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