am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
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We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
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seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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