i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
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I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
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I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night