I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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