i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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