I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
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About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
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If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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