im drinking this country out of the recession.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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