Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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