fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
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Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
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I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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