Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I'm really busy with my period
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