We're like a lot better than the average bears
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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