Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
and she was petting her beer can
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
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I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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