is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
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the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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