just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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