sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
did you just send me my own nude
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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