I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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