can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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