so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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